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novur:

atheist-overdose:

This is exactly what i picture when i hear about people saying something like this.

disparateyouth:

sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

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—	50 Shades of Grey (via lachau) i think i threw up in my mouth a little (via hedonisticparadise)

lolsofunny:

My friend picked this up for me in San Fran. It’s real too. Like I’ll ever use it.

Where can I get one? You’re letting me down, ebay.

lacigreen:

christophernolans:

Ryan Gosling on the MPAA’s decision to give Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating over its inclusion of an oral sex scene. (x)