bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

everydayfolks:

thagal:

white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx

Update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

applemaiden:

breaking news: evil feminist leader Anita Sarkeesian ruins gaming everywhere forever by saying “that’s pretty sexist, how about not doing that.”

nice guys everywhere are suffering. now they cannot beat up a hooker and steal her money without thinking “maybe this is sexist”. the american way has truly collapsed and our nation will never be the same. please take off your fedoras for a moment of silence.

plansfornigel:

Chelsea Poe looks like a pasty maggot and all his friends are worthless, shallow people with the personal integrity of Walmart.

plansfornigel:

Chelsea Poe looks like a pasty maggot and all his friends are worthless, shallow people with the personal integrity of Walmart.

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

lacigreen:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

HELPFUL THING

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.